Wifey decided to cook celantro chicken burgers. I took one bite and threw up immediately. Silly wifey, burgers are made of meat. AND DON'T EVER FORGET IT WOMAN!!!
The first red flag was that they were green and the second was they looked like a bunch of grass clumped together with some flowers. Third red flag: she didn't want to use the grill but rather our "Panini Press" (fancy George Foreman).
Long story short...burgers went in the trash and we called Papa John's.